GTA

(((Rockstar Games))) Announces Kosher “GTA+” Subscription Service for GTA Online

April Fools came early for some with the announcement of a brand new subscription service for none other than GTA Online. No, I’m not making that up. Released back in September 2013, with each subsequential re-release of Grand Theft Auto V be it ported to next-generation consoles and PC, every time Take-Jew Interactive and subsidiary […]

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Why Gaming is Dead – GTA Franchise Generates $7.3 Billion in Revenue Since GTA V Released

It shouldn’t really come as much of a surprise when I say that the video games industry is beyond salvaging at this point, what was once a small-ish niche attributed to “nerds” has become a massive global entity used entirely for corporate profiteering as the amount of consoomers in the world increase by gorillions. Especially […]

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COVID Blood Rape Expands into Video Games with Brazilian GTA FiveM Server Handing Out Vaccinations

What the actual fuck. It seems as if propaganda coming from your government and local media either urging you or outright forcing you to get the COVID-19 vaccine by not only impairing your life, your job but also human rights. All of that just isn’t enough as it seems because now the blood rape cult […]

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As Expected The GTA Trilogy is a “Definitive” Train Wreck

I never tire of being correct. Since the supposed leaks, since the announcement of the GTA Trilogy, I as well as many others knew exactly what would undoubtedly result from it. A shoddy “remaster” built specifically for the modern generation of soy-filled gaymers catering to their sensibilities. and also the console markets such as the […]

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GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition Trailer Showcases Lazily Hashed Together Remaster With Imposed Censorship

So the time has finally come, Rockstar Games and Take Jew Interactive have finally unveiled the covers of its upcoming Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy Definitive Edition by finally revealing some gameplay footage highlighting the graphical changes between the trilogy and the originals. Releasing on November 11th, Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy offers higher resolution […]

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Leaked GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition PC Requirements Highlights Dumpster Fire Cash Grab From Rockstar

Remakes of video games over the past few years have followed the same mantra, money. Nothing says “expanded and enhanced” than taking older titles and giving them a fresh coat of paint whether it be with reworked textures or shoveling in cancerous lighting effects. Needless to say the execution of these endless “remasters” or “remakes” […]

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